Category: aspiration

Description: Autobiographical? Perhaps. #stayhome #coronavirus #unlimitedscreentimeisfine LYRICS I'm gonna jump right out of bed without hitting the snooze But first I've gotta check the news I'm gonna make some coffee yeah I'm gonna eat some food But first I've gotta check the ne ws I'm gonna put on pants today Maybe even shoes But first I've gotta check the news Gonna find a meditation app that gets the best reviews But first I gotta check the new Cause if I don't know if I don't know what they knew and when they knew it Then I won't know then I won't know what to do and when to do it And if I don't know if I don't know what to do and when to do it How am I how am I how am I how am I ever gonna get through it I'm gonna shop for groceries a couple soups and stews But first I've gotta check the news Uh oh now I'm back to the bathroom for another anxious poop But while I'm here I'll check the news Cause if I don't know if I don't know just how thoroughly we blew it Then I won't know then I won't know if society is ruined And if I don't know if I don't know that society is ruined I'm gonna lose the rat race in the dark age that's a brewing Come on meditation app help me keep my cool But first I gotta check the news What's this thing address book All my friends are here I haven't talked to him in years Well we're all just killing time what have I got to lose We can always talk about the news